If you haven't already seen the BatMans you must stop what your're doing IMMEDIATELY and go watch it. If it's not yet playing, go stand in line to watch it. It's amazing!
In truth I haven't seen it yet myself, but so's not to get too far behind the times, I'm going to write a movie review of it anyways. So here goes.
BatMans is long, 42 hours long. There is lots of action and singing. The BatMans has cooler gadgets but they are all ripped off from other movies. A few of BatMans so called "new" inventions; the "bathroom buddy" (taken from gremlins), the "pincers of peril" and "bully buster" (from Goonies), and how about those "Opti-Grab" glasses that leave the BatMans permanantely cross-eyed (from The Jerk). Ledgers joker is scary, I had to put my bucket of popcorn over my eyes every time he told a funny.
*Spoiler Alert *
Two face only has one face! It's just ugly on one side. This was the real reason I wanted to watch the BatMans and I'm still a little upset. I saw this guy on T.V once that really had two faces. Well it was more like a mouth with teeth growing on the side of his cheek. Weird.
BatMans gets 41/2 stars.
I like movies.
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
About the Simpleton
I'm a simple man, I like spicy food and spicy food likes to destroy me (I has the reflux), I provide tech support for Cisco Systems (if you really want to know more ask, I'll leave the details out for the other 99.99% of the population who could give a rats...), I drive a mail truck on the weekend, and am working on a B.S. degree in Information Systems.
I have a heavenly wife, sainted mother, and have sired four formidable adversaries. My bother is ridiculously awesome and I'm fortunate in that I love all my in-laws.
Someday I'd love to have a home recording studio, a web comic, and legions of minions. I regret not going on a cross country road trip after high school graduation, serving a mission, and not giving a shot at being a stand up comedian. I still plan on doing the road trip and mission someday, the stand up comedy not so much.
I'm proud of my family, to be an American, and to be a Mormon.
I'm Awesome.
1 comment:
Wow that was really inspirational! you should consider being a movie critic. i know i would read then! How about an update on whats going on? how is work? did you get a new job? how are the kids?
Post a Comment